made it to Israel and they make me ill.
Oh, hi there. I'm a cow. That's right, Nestle and Kelloggs chose me to represent WOMAN.
That's because all women are cows- naturally fat and ugly and smelly.
But, look cows! There's hope! - with Nestle Skinny Cow , you can trick nature by eating something totally unnatural that makes you look like you're dying.
You can be skinny!
And if you wear eye-lash extensions on your cow eyes and lipstick on your cow lips then people might actually mistake you for an attractive woman.
So attractive, in fact, that I feel confident enough to sprawl myself over this pink banner without any clothes on and lay my hoof gently upon my hairy butt.
How did these Nestle Skinny Cow ads make it to Israel?!